Wisdom from P. J. O'Rourke

I stumbled across a few amusing quotes of his:

"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are the legislators."

"Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it."

"The good news is that according to the Obama administration the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that according to the Obama administration you're rich."

"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer and will remove the crabgrass from your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it."

"A hat should be taken off when you meet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life."